Lame Duck
-plays guitar
-thinks he's the Pavarotti of punk rock.
-listens to Green Day, Rise Against & King Star
-worships MacGyver and The Undertaker
-is afraid of drag queens impersonating Cher
-eats anything as long as it's covered in chili
-hates water melons (unless served with chili)
-fantasizes of the old lady in Titanic

"A long life may not be good enough, but a good life is long enough."

antti[at]thelameduck.net